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जेलमा पो परेछु

एउटा डाङ्ग्रे चरो कारमा ठोक्किएर बेहोस भएछ । एकजना मान्छेले आफ्नो घरमा लगेर पिँजडाभित्र राखिदिएछ । डाङ्ग्रे चरोलाई होस आएपछि यताउता हेरेछ अनि आफूलाई पिँजडाभित्र बन्द देखेर भनेछ, "आब्बुइ ! जेलमा पो परेछु,....Read full
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khukura ko aanda

एकजना कुखुराफार्मको मालिकले सबै कुखुराहरुलाई भनेछ: कुखुराफार्मको मालिक:- “सबैले भोलि देखि दुई-दुई ओटा अण्डा दिने जस्ले दिँदैन त्यलाई म काटिदिन्छु।” भोलिपल्ट सबैले दुई द....Read full
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तैँले फालेको हो नि

काले र गोर बनमा घुम्न जादाँ एक्कासि अगाडि चितुवा आयो । चितुवालाई देखेर गोरेले एक मुठ्ठी माटो हातमा लिएर चितुवाको आखाँमा फ्याक्छ अनि कालेको हात समातेर भाग काले भाग ....Read full
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अचम्म

Chinese, Japanese र नेपालि को बिचमा तलवारबाजी competition चल्दैथ्यो ।Chineseले सुन्तला ह....Read full
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female mosquitoes

Girl - What r u doing?....Read full
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प्रकाश ओझाले भात्काइदियो

बोका ले आफ्नो तपस्या गरेको देखेर महादेव प्रकट भएर सोध्छन....Read full
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बुढो लामखुट्टे

बुढो लामखुट्टे :- बाबुहाम्रो पालामा रगत चुस्नअहिलेको जस्तो सजिलो थिएन ! ...नाती :- किनहजुरबा ?... ....Read full
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बिरालोहरुको दौड

एकचोटी संसारभरका बिरालोहरुको दौडप्रतियोगिताको आयोजना भएछ । करिब २००बिरालोहरुबीचको प्रतियोगितामा नेपाली बिरालो प्रथमभएछ । खेलकुद पत्रकारहरुले घेरो हालेछन्नेपाली बिरालोलाई । असिनपस....Read full
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झिङगाहरुको कुराकानि

तिन जना झिङगाहरुमा एउटा मोटे रहेछ अर्को ठिकैको रहेछ र अर्को दुब्लो रहेछ । उनिहरु विचको कुराकानि ।ठिकैको र दुबलोले मोटेलाई सोधेछन दाई तपाई के खाएर यति धेरै मोटाउनुहुन्छ ?मोटेले जवाफ दिएछ म साउजिले खना खाने ....Read full
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भालेको अण्डा

एकजना कोल्ट्रिफार्मको मालिकले सबै कुखुराह&....Read full
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बीस हातको बाघ

दुइजना गफाडिहरुको कुराकानी चलिरहेको थियो । जंगलको बाटो जांदै थिए ।गोपाल :  गोरे भन त अहिले अचानक २० हातको बाघ आयो भने त के गर्छस ?बिकास :  कस्तो उल्लु मान्छे रैछ वा बीस बीस हातको बाघ आएपछि जे जे गर्नुछ त्यही बाघले ग....Read full
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बाघले म सँग गफ गर्यो

एकजना सिकारिले दोस्रो सिकारिसँग भन्यो कि सुन्न ç....Read full
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हनुमानको गालामा एक झापड

एक दिन हनुमान एउटा गाउँमा गुम्दै जाँदा म श्री राम....Read full
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What do you call an unemployed goat?

What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol.What do you call a goat at sea? Billy Ocean.What do you call a spastic goat? Billy the kid.What do you call a goat that lip syncs? Billy-Vanilli.....Read full
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The Hunter

One day two hunters were talking. First Hunter:Yesterday I found a lion. Second Hunter:Then what did you did? First Hunter:I cut off his four legs. Second Hunter:Then. First Hunter:Then I cut off his tail also. Second Hunter:And why d....Read full
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The Hunter

One day two hunters were talking. First Hunter:Yesterday I found a lion. Second Hunter:Then what did you did? First Hunter:I cut off his four legs. Second Hunter:Then. First Hunter:Then I cut off his tail also. Second Hunter:And why d....Read full
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Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant

Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend,Ant : Hey, why are you running?Elephant : Hunter is chasing me.Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me.Elephant : ??!&....Read full
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Q-A crow laid egg while it was flying but the egg didn't break, How?

Q-A crow laid egg while it was flying but the egg didn't break, How? A- It was wearing Diapers.....Read full
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What

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What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!-----------------------------------------What did one fish say to the other? You keep your mouth closed and you won....Read full
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Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why is the snail the strongest animal? Because he carries a house on his back!-----------------------------------------What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs?-----------------------------------------What does....Read full
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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on!-----------------------------------------What kind of pole is short and floppy? A tadpole!-----------------------------------------What do you call a girl with a frog in h....Read full
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?

What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights? A Mouseketeer!-----------------------------------------What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer? Mice cubes!-----------------------------------------What do m....Read full
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Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?

Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?A: Molybdenum Q: What is Avogadro's favorite kind of music?A: Roc....Read full
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