A panda bear was very hungry and he walks into a resturant, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and he orders.
The panda bear eats his lunch, and when he finishes, he gets up to leave. Suddenly, the panda bear pulls a gun ou....Read full
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There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
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A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's trouser leg.
The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit. A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and said, "You shouldn't do tha....Read full
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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,
"Who is the king of this jungle?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
Later, the lion meets....Read full
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A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other. The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling....Read full
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Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....
First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
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Three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!&....Read full
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A man tried to sell his neighbor a new doog. "This is a talking doog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars."
The neighbor said, "Who do you think you're kidding with this talking-doog stuff? There ain't no such animal."
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