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Ten years

A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years l....Read full
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Ten years

A man was looking out his window when he noticed that there was a snail on one of his plants. So he took the snail and threw him as far as he could. Ten years l....Read full
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centipede

A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”....Read full
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centipede

A man had a pet centipede. He said, “centipede, go get the paper and make it snappy!”....Read full
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How fast?

How fast can you guess these words?1._ _ _ k2._ _ndom3.d_ckAnswers:1. book2. random3.duck....Read full
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Three inches

“I was sitting on my own in a restaurant, when I saw a beautiful woman at another table. I sent her a bottle of the most expensive wine on the menu. She sent me a note: &....Read full
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modern ramayan

Modern रामायणमारामको sms सिता लाईpriya situ,म यहाँ मस्त छु ! and i hope तिमि पनि झक्कास छौ होला !!लक्ष्मन् ले जहिले पनि तिमीलाई मिसगर्छ ! यार तिमि टेन्सन नलेउ म तिमीलाई छिटो भन्दा छिटो रावणको बाट छुटाएर ल्याउछु ! maile ntc ko sim leko chu,rawan....Read full
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kuire and sisno

Euta curie baan ma jadai tiyo diso lagecha ta tehi basechabiso base saki pachi usle sisno le pusna pugechatespachi cuire karayechanepal ko ta ghar paat ma pani current raicha feri kina yetro loadshedding....Read full
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गलत संगत

Wife : हिजो तपाईं धेरै पिउनु भएर ढल तिर लड्नु भएको थियो , यसरी पनि पिउनु हुन्छ ?Husband : के गर्नु सबै गलत संग....Read full
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दोस्रो विवाहको लागि के थिच्ने?

Nepal Telecom को नयाँ सेवा विवाह service:सम्बन्धको ल....Read full
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सुनको मोबाइल

एकजना दाउरेले दुख गरेर केहि पैसा जम्मा गरेछ र I -PHONE मोबाइल किनेछ | दाउरेले मोबाइललाई आफ्नो बुढी भन्दा धेरै माया गर्थ्यो | एकदिन toilet गरिरहेको बेला उसको फोन झरेछ | बल्ल बल्....Read full
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tomato sause

एकचोटी एउटा गाइडले एउटा अङ्रेज पर्यटकलाई काठमाडौं घुमाउँदैथ्यो ।....Read full
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“देउसीरे !”

शेरेले फस्ट टाइम आफ्नी गर्लफ्रेन्डकोक....Read full
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I Love You

शेरेले एउटी केटीलाई I Love You भनेछ....Read full
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५०० पेज

डाक्टरले पागललाई सोध्यो :- यो के हो ?पागल:....Read full
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Touch screen

सेरे :यो बाख्रो कती हजार....Read full
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मन्दिरको पछाडि आउनु

एउटा मन्दिरको बाहिर लेखेको थियो“यद....Read full
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धुर्मुशे

सर्: सोच् कि मैले तँलाई १० वटा लड्डुदिएँधुर्मुशे: मलाई ?सर्: अरे सोच् न तेरो बाउको केजान्छ र ?....Read full
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टेलीफोनको लाइन

एउटा नबयुबकले कुनै नयाँ ब्यबशाय शुरु गरेछ | अफिस बनाएछ, नया टेबुल, नया कुर्सि, नया टेलिफोन, नया पंखा, …….| कुर्सिमै बसिरहेको बेलामा उसको अफिसतीर एकजना मान्छे आउंदै गरेको देखे....Read full
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Girls hostel

एउटा Girls hostel मा आगोलागेछ.... तव नजिकै रहेको Boys hostel को केटा हरूआएरआगो नियन्त्रण गरेछन.......Read full
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म शंकर के!!

स्वर्गलोकमा एकदिन ब्रह्माजीले सबै भगवानलाई भेलामा बोलाएछन् ;....Read full
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चुरोट खान मिल्छ ?

मुन्द्रे : दाई यहाँ चुरोट खान मिल्छ ?पसल....Read full
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supper joke

Boy: how many apples can u.eat in empty stomach?....Read full
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हुलास भए अरु किन खोज्ने

२ जना चोर एउटा घरमा चोरी गर्न गएछन् । पहिलो चोरले सुन, पैसाहरू चोरेछ तर अर्कोले १ किलो हुलास पिठो ल्याएछ।....Read full
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समुन्द्रमा आपको रुख

एकदिन मास्टर खड्का जी लेआफ्नो ओठ जस्तै ....Read full
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