Hand Baggage

Anil boarded a crowded bus with a bagful of purchase....Read full

New detective

Three men applied for the job of a detective: Hunuman Bahadur from Nepal, Marc Mraybe....Read full

Fishing idea

Hikmat and dikmat went fishing. T....Read full

Easily Pleased

A conversation (at tea break) turned to whether women dress to please men or to please other women.Read full

The Mongrel Neighbour

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a Spade".

A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You Mongrel!"

The judge continued, "Yo....Read full

The Best Driver Award

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all.

I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Co....Read full

The Thief and Ram

One night, Ram was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Ram and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and Tim put up a tremendous fight.

However, the thief managed to get the better of him and pinned him to the ground. The thief....Read full

A game

chealsea: i bet i can make you say blue. maddison: try me chealsea: whats the color of the chalk? Maddison: green chealsea: told you i could make you say green. Maddison;no you said blue. uh oh.....Read full

please don't drive so fast

A slightly befuddled Ramesh came out of a local bar and noticed a taxi. He went round and round and finally got in to the car.
Take me to Baneshwor Ramesh told the driver

You are in Baneshwor replied the driver
Thank you,' said Banta.Here's ....Read full

can't find them

son: i brought a pair of comauflage trousers the other day
father: well why aren't you wearing them?
son: because i can't find them....Read full

GERNAL KNOWLEDGE

Question: 'Why is it that boys always ask for a girl's hand and never her foot?'

Answer: 'Because on her hand she has gold rings, gold bangles and maybe a gold-plated watchs well, whereas on her feet all she has are high heeled shoes or sand....Read full

Wonderful Watch

An American who found himself in Moscow wanted to know the time. He saw a man approaching him, carrying two heavy suitcases  and asked the fellow if he if knew the correct time.

'Certainly,' said the Russian, setting down the two bags and looking at his wris....Read full

Does every thing nice

Girl's father: 'My daughter sings so well that you will forget to listen to tape-recorders and stereos after you hear her. She dances so superbly that once you see her dancing, you will stop watching TV and the VCR. And she washes clothes better than any washing machine.'<....Read full