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को रहेछन् प्रचण्ड ?

माओबादी कार्यकर्ताहरु प्रचण्डको पोष्टर टाँस्दै थिए ।यसै क्रम....Read full
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५० प्रतिशत नेताहरु

एउटा पत्रीकाको सम्पादकले हिम्मत गरेर यो समाचार छापेछ कि हाम्रो देशको ५० प्रतिशत नेताहरु भष्टाचारी छन । भोली पल्ट देखी त्यो सम्पादकलाई फोनमा धम्की आउन थालेछ कि तैले छापेको समाचार सच्याउने भए सच्या नत्र रा....Read full
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नेता

एउटा नेतै नेताले भरिएको बस सडकबाट दुर्घटना भएर खेतमा खसेछ त्यो देखेर किसान दौडदै गएछ अनि एक एक गरेर सबै नेनाहरुलाई खाल्डोमा पुरेछ । केहि दिनपछि सरकारि पक्षले थाहा ....Read full
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हामिलाई आशिर्वाद दिनुस

भर्खर विवाह गरेका नया जोडि नेताजि सँग आशिर्वाद माग्न गएछन्-जोडि : मन्त्रि ज्यू हामिलाई आशिर्वाद दिनुस!नेताजि : "अहँ मन्त्रिको काम आशिर्वाद दिने होईन मात्रै उदघाटन गर्ने हो ।"....Read full
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ड्राईभर

ड्राईभर : मन्त्रि ज्यू पेट्रोल सकियो गाडि अब अघि बढ्न सक्दैन । मन्त्रि : अब गाडि अगाडि जान सक्दैन भने पछाडिनै फर्काउ न त ।....Read full
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सबै नेनालाई खाल्डोमा

एउटा नेतै नेताले भरिएको बस सडकबाट दुर्घटना भएर खेतमा खसेछ त्यो देखेर किसान दौडदै गएछ अनि एक एक गरेर सबै नेनाहरुलाई खाल्डोमा पुरेछ । केहि दिनपछि सरकारि पक्षले थाहा पाएपछि किसानलाई सोधपुछ को क्रममा ।  सरकार : के ....Read full
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नेताजि सँग आशिर्वाद

भर्खर विवाह गरेका नया जोडि नेताजि सँग आशिर्वाद माग्न गएछन्- जोडि : मन्त्रि ज्यू हामिलाई आशिर्वाद दिनुस! नेताजि : "अहँ मन्त्रिको काम आशिर्वाद दिने होईन मात्रै उदघाटन गर्ने हो ।"  ....Read full
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काम कुरा एका तिर

काम कुरा एका तिर कुम्लो बोकी ठिमीतिर भनेको के हो? अहिले को सविध....Read full
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An insect falls into a mug of beer...

An insect falls into a mug of beer...Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and get....Read full
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Joke If U Can Understand

Joke If U Can UnderstandMusharraf calls Bush on 11th sept Musharraf Mr President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........ Bush What buildings? Wha....Read full
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Pakistani Air Force

Pakistani Air ForcePakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training. "Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left ....Read full
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How To Make ONE MILLION In The Stock Market

How To Make ONE MILLION In The Stock Market....Read full
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Boy&Girl in hotel

Boy&Girl in hotelBoy:I LOVE UGirl:i dn't love uB:think again?G-noB:waiter,Bring seprate billsG:I LOVE YOU......Read full
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Menaka Gandhi and George Bush method to catch a lion:

Menaka Gandhi and George Bush method to catch a lion: Menaka Gandhi Method:Save the lion from a danger and feed him with some vegetables continuously. George bush method:Link the lion with Osama bin laden and shoot him!!!....Read full
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रेखा थापा बाहिर गुम्न जान लाग्दा

रेखा थापा बाहिर गुम्न जान लाग्दा एरपोर्टमा ब्याग चेक गर्दा सलाई....Read full
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एक परिवारमा Husband Wife र उनिहरुको चार जन....Read full
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Waterloo

Waterloo A very thirsty man goes into a bar. As he's sitting down, he hears the man next to him tell the bartender, "I'll have another waterloo."The bartender gives the fellow a tall, well-iced drink, then asks the newcomer what he would li....Read full
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

 A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.....Read full
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"Why do you call your mule "POLITICIAN," Mundre?"

"Why do you call your mule "POLITICIAN," Mundre?"  a neighbor asked.....Read full
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Mundre sitting in the street car addressed the woman standing before him:

Mundre sitting in the street car addressed the woman standing before him: "You must excuse my not giving you my seat -- I am a member of The Sit Still Club.&....Read full
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Mundre and his friend, out hunting, were stopped by a game warden.

Mundre and his friend, out hunting, were stopped by a game warden. Mundre took off, and the game warden went after him and caught him, and then the Mundr....Read full
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At a breakfast one morning, Mundre was telling his wife about the meeting

At a breakfast one morning, Mundre was telling his wife about the meeting of his civic club the night before. "The president of the club," he said, &quo....Read full
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Going to war without the French

Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.....Read full
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A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?

A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency?He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?....Read full
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Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck

Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartes....Read full
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