गणित कक्षा

गणित पढाउने मिसले विधार्थीलाई प....Read full

अरब पछि इराक

एउटा विद्यार्थीला&....Read full

आलु खाएछ

शिक्षक : तपाईको छोराले त यसपालिक....Read full

कसरी भन्नु

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के उडाउछन् ?

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रक्सी पिएर आउनु भाथ्यो

हिजै खाएको

श&a....Read full

Tense Past!

In an English ....Read full

History Lesson

Teacher: 'When was Rome buil....Read full

Math question

The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! what are 4, 2, and 44?"

Little Johnny quickly replied, "Animax, Star Plus,  and the Cartoon Network!"

alphabet numbers?

TEACHER:Max,how many letters are in the alphabet? MAX:18. TEACHER:that is incorrect.there are 26. MAX:there used to be 26, but E.T went home in a U.F.O and the C.I.A went after him.....Read full

The principal

principal:Why are you late? student:I couldn't cross on the crosswalk. principal:How? student:There was a person with a sign that said "Stop Children Crossing"....Read full

This is my mom

Meera :I'm sorry my son can't come to school.

Secertary:Who is this?

Meera:This is my mom.

Theory of relativity

Somebody once asked Einstien "Sir what is this theory of relativity of yours?" He replied "You keep your hand on a burning stove for a minute and you feel as if one hour has passed . You spend 1 hour with a beautiful girl and you feel as if only one minute has gone by .This is rel....Read full

Another Frog

In a college practical exam during the viva ,the examinar asked Romesh
Can you give me an example of amphibian?"
Romesh Said 'A Frog.'

Examinar asked : Very good Can you give another example?"
"Another F....Read full

Sunglass

Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
A: Because she had bright children!!!!....Read full

Are You Stupid?

One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new
 college class.
 
 He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who
 thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?"
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Teacher & Student - Can You Guess?

One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit.
 
 "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece
 of fruit, and you tell me what fruit I'm talking about."
 
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Checking answers

A  high school teacher was giving a true/false test. He was strolling up and down the aisles surveying the students at work. He came upon one student who was flipping a coin, then writing.
      
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Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.
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A lesson

A college student picked up his date at her parent's home.
 
 He'd scraped together every cent he had to take her to a fancy
 restaurant. To his dismay, she ordered almost everything expensive
 on the menu. Appetisers, lobster....Read full

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