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Support: "I need you to right-click" Customer: "Ok."Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"Customer: "No."Support: "Ok. Right click again. ....Read full
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He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "Great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that wi....Read full
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What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?

What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman? The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.....Read full
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कम्प्युटरका कुराहरु- रुपकको कलेक्सन

कम्प्युटरका कुराहरुयदि तपाई प&....Read full
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Dharmendra says, Salman reminds him of his younger days. May be with one major difference!....Read full
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compuer pranks that u can do in april fool

Right is Wrong Change his mouse to left handed configuration (assuming he's right handed, reverse if left handed).---------------------------------------------------------------------- Unattached Unplug the keyboard ....Read full
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april fool pranks: Lost Buttons f mouse

Lost Buttons Go to Start->Settings->Control Panel and find the option for your Mouse. On the Buttons tab, change the buttons configuration to switch the primary and secondary buttons of the mouse. Now when the victim clic....Read full
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april fool: make the monitor that do not work

Dark Side On most computer monitors, if you turn the brightness control all the way up and the contrast all the way down, the screen will appear to be blank. Do this to your victim and they will drive themselves crazy trying to ....Read full
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//computer program to gain girlfriend

//computer program to gain girlfriend #include(mobile.h)#include(bike.h) void main(){int girlfriend,money; while(money!=0){girlfriend++;money--;}printf....Read full
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omputer Vs. Hindi Films

omputer Vs. Hindi Films1) Pentium III & Pentium I - Bade miyan and Chhote miyan.2) Computer infected by Virus - Pyar to Hona hitha.3) Mouse - Jaanwar.4)F1 - Guide.5) Esc - Nau Do Gyarah.6) Ctrl+Alt+Del ....Read full
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computer Aarti:

omputer Aarti:Om Jai Computer Baba,Swami Jai Computer Baba Client logon ke sankatTu hi door karta. !!Om!! H1 Tune Dilaya,US Tune Pahunchaya.Sunnyvale Ho Ya Fremont,"ABCD" Har Jaga....Read full
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GirlFriend R Like Internet Virus

GirlFriend R Like Internet VirusShe Enter In Ur Life-Scan Ur Pocket-Edit Ur Mind-Download Her Problems-Delete Ur Smile & HANG Ur Life....Read full
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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

 Customer: I have problems printing in red.......Read full
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There was once a young man who, in his youth,

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scr....Read full
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What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman?

What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used-car salesman? The used-car salesman KNOWS when he's lying.....Read full
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"

"Knock, knock.Who's there?" very long pause... "Java."....Read full
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How do you tell if a blonde is using a computer?

How do you tell if a blonde is using a computer? Their's liquid paper all over the screen!....Read full
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A system administrator has 2 problems:

A system administrator has 2 problems: - dumb users - smart users ....Read full
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- How do two programmers make money?

- How do two programmers make money? - One writes viruses, the other anti-viruses....Read full
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Windows xp error messages

Windows xp error messages A few of the new error messages that were taken under consideration during the development of the Windows XP operating system... ....Read full
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This is a story in a local paper

This is a story in a local paper....Read full
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A Job Wanted

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Men are like

Men are like cooffee: The best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night long. ....Read full
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Password is not safe

 Password A guy was typing away at his home computer, when his six- year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Suddenly, she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, "I know Daddy's password! I know Daddy's password!" ....Read full
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