The Negotiation

Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract's sick-leave provisions.

One morning at the bargaining table, the company's chief negotiator held aloft the morni....Read full

The new CEO

A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid he company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone he means bus....Read full

strange dream

A security man has a dream that the plane his boss is supposed to take the next day is going to crash. When he wakes up he

calls his boss at home and tells him. Insanely enough, the boss listens to him and decides not to take the plane. The next day,

ac....Read full

Interview

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of SIT, "And what starting

salary were you looking for?" The Engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits packa....Read full

life is soo good

A young Technician and his General Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Town.They can find

no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious

that ....Read full

सोध्नै बिर्से

एउटा अफिसè....Read full

For a job!

Gopal was filling up an application form for a job.

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Knitting Time

A girl working....Read full

Habits Die Hard

Throw the baby down!' shouted the fireman to a woman on top of a blazing building.

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Old Habits Die Hard

A regular brothel visitor got married one day and after his first night he w....Read full

The Sex Column

Gopal was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled name, age, add....Read full

Clearing SuperMarlet

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said,

"Your first job will be to sweep out the store.

"But I'm a college graduat....Read full

New Work Virus

There is a new virus going around, called 'work'. If you receive any sort of 'work' at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT. Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to op....Read full

Who is owner of truck?personal of company

The following are ways to detirmine whether a truck is company owned:

1. Company trucks travel faster in all gears.

2. They accelerate much faster than personal trucks, leaving tire marks on pavement.

3. They enjoy a much shorter brakin....Read full

Stock Market

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors.

A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried.He replied that he slept like a baby.He was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with....Read full

Rejection letter for rejection

The next time you get a rejection letter from a hoped-for employer orpublisher, just send them the following:

Dear [name of the person who signed the rejection letter],

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The oldest Job

A surgeon, an architect, and a politician were considering the question of whose profession was the oldest.

"I think my line of work would win this one hands down," the surgeon said. "After all, Eve was created from Adam's rib, and that sou....Read full

Categories of Comments

Comment: AVERAGEReally Means: Not too bright.

Comment: EXCEPTIONALLY WELL QUALIFIEDReally Means: Has committed no major blunders to date.

Comment: ACTIVE SOCIALLYReally Means: Drinks heavily.

Comment: QUICK THINKINGReally Means: Offers p....Read full

Rs 50000 Bill

There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.Several years later, the company contacted him regarding a seemingly impossible problem they were having with one of their multi-millio....Read full

100 % job

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this...What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

 Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you ....Read full

Getting success at job

Does your organization struggle with the problem of properly fitting people to jobs?

Here is a handy hint for ensuring success in job placement.

Take the prospective employees you are trying to place and put them in a room with only a table and two chai....Read full

An enthusiastic sales man

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, &quo....Read full

The two Engineers

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.....Read full

Delivering the bridge

A truck driver was driving along and passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead." Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under it. Cars were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car pulled up. The cop got out of his car. H....Read full

Where are people?

The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired.

 That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the Federal Government. That leaves 19 mill....Read full