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डाक्टरले एउटा डाक्टरनीलाई

एउटा डाक्टरले एउटा डाक्टरनीलाई रगतले लभ लेटर लेख्यो र भन्योयसको उत्तर देउ है डाक्टरनी: B+ calcium को कमी रैछ....Read full
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घण्टा अगाडि

डक्टर : तपाईले विरामिलाई एक घण्टा अगाडि ल्याउनुभको भए हामि बचाउन सक्थ्यौ ।राम : एक घन्टा अगाडि त उ बिरामि नै थिएन आधा घन्टा अगाडि त एक्सिडेन्ट भको हो ।....Read full
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समोसा

एकउटा विरामि हस्पिटलमा समोसा खाँदै रहेछ उस्ले समोसाभित्रको आलु मात्रै खाँदो रहेछ र बाहिरिभाग सबै फाल्दो रहेछ । नर्सले यो देखेर सोधिछन् ।नर्स : दाई तपाईले किन समोसाभित्रको आलुमात्र खानु भएको ?बिरामि : डक्टरसावले बाहिरको....Read full
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सजिलो उपाय

लोभि व्यापारि : डक्टरसाब मलाई रातभरि निन्द्रा लागदैन भन्नुसन  म के गरू ? तर म अलि लोभि छु त्यसैले पैसाचाहि भेरै खर्च गर्न सक्दिन सजिलो उपाय बताईदिनुस न । डक्टर : उसोभए सजिलो छ राति राति सेक्युरेटि गार्डमा जागि....Read full
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मोबाईल छ

एउटा बच्चाले जन्मिने बित्तिकै नर्सलाई सोधेछ बच्चा : मोबाईल छ ?नर्स : छ के गर्नलाई ?बच्चा : केहि होईन भगवानलाई म पुगेँ भन्नलाई ।....Read full
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फेरि टाँका खोल्नुपर्ने भयो

डाक्टर : भर्खरै अप्रेशन गरेको ठाउँमा फेरि टाँका खोल्नुपर्ने भयोविरामि : किन डाक्टरसापडाक्टर : हातमा लाउने पञ्जा भित्रै छुटेछरोगी : डक्टरसाब पनि  कति लोभी - लौ, लिनोस् पैंसा । नयै पञ्जा किन्नुस् ।....Read full
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बहिनि यो औषधिले निको भएन भने

औषधि पसले : बहिनि यो औषधिले निको भएन भने फेरि यो पर्चा लिएर आउनु ल । विरामी : किन यो पर्चा ल्याउनु नि ? औषधि पसले : म फेरि एक चोटि डक्टरको राईटिङ पड्ने कोसिस गर्छु अनि अर्को औषधि दिन्छु ।....Read full
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तिमिलाई थाहा छ ?

अध्यापकले छात्रलाई सोधेछन, के तिमि ....Read full
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Ladies man

Ladies man Bill had been quite the ladies man and player all his life, but now that he was getting up there in age, his doctor was getting concerned about him."Bill," advised the doctor, "I can add 15 more years to your life if you will just qui....Read full
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Let me tell you about my doctor

Let me tell you about my doctor He gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, so the doctor gave him another six months.While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, ' Doctor, there is ....Read full
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The old man was ninety years old and his son, Mundre,

The old man was ninety years old and his son, Mundre,  who himself was now seventy years old, was trying to get him placed in a nursing home. The place wa....Read full
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Mundre was scheduled to die in a gas chamber.

Mundre was scheduled to die in a gas chamber. On the morning of the day of his execution he was asked by the warden if there was anything special he woul....Read full
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The young doctor stood gravely at the bedside,

The young doctor stood gravely at the bedside, looking down at the sick Mundre , and said to him: "I am sorry to tell you, but you have scarlet feve....Read full
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"I am terribly worried," said Mundre to the psychiatrist.  "My wife thinks she....Read full
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The great specialist had just completed his medical examination of Mundre

The great specialist had just completed his medical examination of Mundre and told him the fee was $25. "The fee is too high I am not got that much." sai....Read full
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Mundre, a mental patient, was chatting

Mundre, a mental patient, was chatting with the new superintendent at the state hospital. "We like you a lot better than we did the last doctor," he sai....Read full
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Doctor, Doctor I think I

Doctor, Doctor I think I....Read full
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Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there!-----------------------------------------Doctor, Doctor I think I....Read full
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Jim and Edna are both mental patients.

Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out. Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his offic....Read full
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A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”. “Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient. The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.” “That's terrible”, said the patient. “....Read full
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This woman rushed to see her doctor,

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes....Read full
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Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him...

Patient goes to Doctor, doctor starts looking at him... - Good, good, good... - Doctor, what's good? - Good that I don't have what you have... ....Read full
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A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him:

A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways.......Read full
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Patient comes to the doctor, doctor says:

Patient comes to the doctor, doctor says: - So, what concerns you? - Dr, everyone ignores me! - Next!....Read full
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An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old woman

An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old woman, entered the doctor's office. "We have come for an examination" said the young girl."All right," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and take your clothes off.""No, not....Read full
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