A very homely person made an appointment with a psychiatrist. The homely person walked into the doctor's office and said, "Doctor, I'm so depressed and lonely. I don't have any friends, no one will come near me, and everybody laughs at me. Can you help me accept my ugliness?" "I'm sure I can." the psychiatrist replied. "Just go over and lie face down on that couch."
काले : आज मैले कटरिना कैफसँग फोनमा कुरा गरे नि यार !! गोरे : गफ नदे … मलाई त विश्वाश लागेन । काले : बिद्या नष्ट ..फोनमा कुरा गरेकै हो यार !!! गोरे : होर र !! अनी उनले के भनी त ??? काले : हाहाहह्हा …के भन्नु नि …रङग नम्बर… हाहाहह्हा
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"