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  • Hot

    एउटा गोरो मान्छे थियो , जब उस्को छोरो जन्म्यो त्यो कालो न कालो । उ आफ्नो स्वास्नीको मा गयो र सोध्यो :

    "हैन म पनि गोरो तिमी पनि गोरी छोरो चाँही किन यस्तो कालो ?

    स्वास्नी : डार्लिङ, म पनि Hot तिमी पनि Hot , बच्चा जल्यो होला नि ।

  • 18 holes

    Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters so the first man went up to they’re father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "no but you can sleep with the pigs." the second man went to the father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said " no but you can sleep with the cows." the third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?" the father said "yes." so in the morning the three men and the father had a conversation over breakfast the first man said "I slept like a pig" the second man said "I slept like a cow" the third man said "I felt like a golfer" the father asked why? he said cause I got my balls in 18 holes 

  • 'beautiful'?"

    A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side.

    A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

  • How fast?

    How fast can you guess these words?
    1._ _ _ k
    2._ _ndom
    1. book
    2. random
    You didn't get them right you dirty minded slut!

  • Mrs. Sanders

    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, 'Hello.'

    'Mrs. Sanders, please.'


    'Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good.'

    'What do you mean?' Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

    'Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which.'

    'That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?' questioned Mrs. Sanders.

    'Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time.'

    'Well, what am I supposed to do now?'

    'The folks at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him.'

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